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fugenshinjin ([personal profile] fugenshinjin) wrote in [community profile] siliconvalleykink2015-09-20 03:09 pm
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(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Anything, please?

Richard/Jared or fluffy gen

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Jared trying to reduce Richard's stress and nightsweat by cuddling with him at night.

Carla/Dinesh/Gilfoyle D/s

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Carla domming the other two.

Gavin/Richard (possibly dubcon/noncon)

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Gavin bends Richard over his desk and fucks him so hard his front teeth... Come on fandom, how can there be no fic about this XD

Laurie/Monica (or gen), formal event

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I want Monica reacting to Laurie in that incredible dress Suzanne wore to the Emmys. (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/21/03/2C92E62000000578-3242510-image-m-79_1442802375232.jpg)

Re: Laurie/Monica (or gen), formal event

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I never knew I need this pairing until now!

Any, tentacle porn

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care how, who or why, but every kink meme needs a tentacle porn :D
Maybe Hooli develop tentacle monster to study cyberkinetic arm thing and an (un)lucky person got locked after hour with it?

Re: Any, tentacle porn

(Anonymous) 2016-05-27 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tentacle porn/big head pls

Jared/Richard, height difference/size kink

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I can't stop watching this gif of Zach Woods gently putting his giant hand over Thomas Middleditch's mouth: https://33.media.tumblr.com/39ff8516bc3c0b5636f6f2a12986a71d/tumblr_nv33xuxDsP1qkvv72o2_250.gif

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Erlich/Jian Yang, pretending to be a couple

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Erlich wants to gatecrash some LGBT event to schmooze with investors.

Richard/Jared, oral, first time

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard's never gone down on anybody before and needs to be talked through it.

Re: Richard/Jared, oral, first time

(Anonymous) 2015-09-27 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I'm sorry. This is so long and at least half of it is not at all what you wanted. But here goes.


“I keep seeing that man’s face,” said Jared, sniffling and swiping at his eyes. “He was trying to help, and I probably killed him. And the egg, too. I probably killed them both.”

Just when it seemed it might be over, his sobbing resumed at full strength. Richard had never seen him so upset, not even after he got stuck on that island.

“No.” Richard hoped his voice was soothing. “You didn’t kill anyone, okay? Those guys were just fucking with you.”

They’d retreated to Richard’s bedroom - the only place in the house where they ever got any privacy - so Richard could hold Jared while he cried. It was strange, he thought, being the grounded, comforting one for once. And nice, worrying about someone else’s problems instead of his own for a while. He rubbed Jared’s back and pet his hair, which was kind of distractingly soft, and smelled really good, like lavender and mint and something else he couldn’t name but found extremely comforting.

“I’m so sorry,” Jared said into Richard’s sweatshirt. “I know there’s work to do but I just- Am I a bad person?”

Richard took him by the shoulders, shook him a little, looked him in the eyes. “Jared, you not a bad person. You’re a good person, okay? You’re like, the best person. And you didn’t kill anyone. Gilfoyle just told you a bunch of bullshit. That’s - fuck - that’s not even what the Schrödinger’s cat thought experiment is actually about.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure. I know a lot more about physics than fucking Gilfoyle. Or Dinesh.”

“That is true.” Jared actually smiled. “You know a lot about everything.”

For a while neither of them spoke. Jared’s sobs quieted. His breathing slowed. Richard looked over at him. He looked so pretty. He was so kind. Richard could’ve murdered Dinesh and Gilfoyle for making him feel like this.

“Hey, um, Jared?” Richard heard his voice crack. Shit, that was embarrassing. “I was thinking. Maybe there’s, ah. Maybe there’s something I could do to make you feel better.”

Jared’s eyes widened. They were obnoxiously blue. “Like what?”

“Well, can I start with kissing you?”

Instead of answering, Jared leaned over and kissed him first. Things progressed quickly. They kicked their shoes off, undid zippers and belts and buttons, tossing their clothes onto the floor.

“Holy shit,” Richard gasped, trying to catch a breath. “Jared, Jared.” He tapped him on the shoulder. “Hang on a second.”

Jared sat up, looking worried, wiping his mouth. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. I kind of, um. I wanted this to be about making you feel good.”

“This does make me feel good, Richard. I like making you happy.”

“I know but- Fuck.” This was an ongoing issue. As much of an ongoing issue as they could have in just two weeks together. ‘This guy fucks’ aside, Richard never would’ve pegged Jared for someone with a lot of sexual experience. He was surprised and intimidated to find out how wrong he was. “Sometimes I- I just- I feel like you don’t want me to do stuff to you, because you know it won’t be any good.”

“That’s not true. Of course it’ll be good.”

“Okay. So then can I, um...?” Richard made a hand gesture that he instantly regretted, cringing with embarrassment at himself.

Jared nodded. He sat back against the pillows, stretched out his legs. Richard reached down haltingly, awkwardly. Placed his hand on Jared’s waist. “I’m sorry. You know I haven’t really, um. I haven’t done this with a guy before.”

“It’s okay, Richard. Just think of what you would like and do that. And here.” Jared took Richard’s hand, raised it to his mouth, and licked it. “That helps.” Although Richard never would have admitted it - not in a million years, not to anyone - it was the hugest turn on.

He reached down again, wrapped his hand around Jared’s erection, moved it up and down.

“That’s it. Pretty simple, huh? You can go a little faster if you want, grip a little tighter.” Jared closed his eyes. “Yeah, like that.”

Richard followed the instructions. He was surprised to find just how much he liked following them. But then, when he thought about it, it made sense. In the short time they’d been dating, one of his favorite things about being with Jared was how he took control and made the decisions Richard would rather not have to make, whether that meant where to go for dinner or which movie to watch or... this.

“Hey, Jared?”


“I kinda want to try it with my mouth.”

Jared opened his eyes. “Are you certain? I assumed fellatio would make you ill.”

Richard laughed uncomfortably. “Gotta try to find out, right?”

“I suppose. As long as this isn’t just to make me feel better.”

Leave it to Jared to try to talk his way out of a blowjob, Richard thought. He shook his head. “Not at all. I’ve, um. I’ve wanted to do this.” He kneeled between Jared’s legs. “I need you to talk me through it though. Like, tell me what to do or whatever.”

“Alright. Well.” Jared swallowed. “You can start with your lips and tongue. You don’t have to put my penis into your mouth at all if you don’t want to.”

“Jared.” Richard looked at him seriously, trying not to either laugh or cringe. “I want to.” He leaned down, sticking his tongue out tentatively. He brushed it against the tip of Jared’s cock, then up and down the entire length, surprised to find he liked the way it tasted.

“Just like that, yes. Feels amazing, Richard.” Jared sighed. He put his hand on Richard’s face. Brushed his thumb over his cheekbone. “How are you feeling?”

“Good. I wanna keep going.”

“Alright. If you want, you can take it in your mouth now. Just” - he looked concerned - “do it slowly. Not all at once. Use your mouth and your hand together.”

Richard could manage this; he was determined to. He took a couple inches into his mouth, hollowed out his cheeks and sucked gently, wrapping his hand around the rest.

“Yes. Oh. That’s good.” Jared inhaled sharply. Ran his hand through Richard’s hair. “Now this might sound a bit odd? But one thing that I do is I pretend I’m writing words with my tongue.”

Richard pulled back. His brow furrowed. “What words?”

“Well, your name mostly.”


“Letters allow for some variation - as opposed to moving the tongue in circles - which can be quite pleasurable.”

So that’s what he was doing, Richard thought. “Okay. Yeah. I’ll try that.” He took Jared’s cock into his mouth again. Swirled his tongue around it, spelling out random words and phrases that popped into his head.

“Yes. Richard. That’s perfect.” Jared knit his fingers into Richard’s hair. Richard moaned around him. Jared gasped. His whole body trembled. “You’re so good to me, Richard. Oh god. I’m going to ejaculate, sweetheart.”

Richard wanted to laugh again, but he needed to focus. He knew he couldn’t swallow. That would be too much. He didn’t want to get sick now and ruin this. He pulled back and stroked Jared with his hand as he came onto his stomach, making a soft, wounded sound.

“So,” said Richard. “Feel better?”

“Yes.” Jared nodded. “So much better. Thank you. I think I’m ready to get back to work.”

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any, BDSM AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
(The kind of AU, in other words, where people are born doms or subs and it's like sexual orientation. See the AO3 tag: http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Alternate%20Universe%20-%20BDSM/works)

Any kind of world-building - are Richard and Jared both subs, and do they fall for each other anyway? Who pretends to be a dom to get ahead in business? What apps exist in this 'verse that don't in the real world, and how many of them does Erlich own shares in?

Re: any, BDSM AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-22 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 my junk food kind of trope tbh

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Gary/Evan rough day at the office(s)

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
any subset of catastrophes

Erlich/Monica Well one of us has to change

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Both wear a similar outfit to some sort of event/group outing

Re: Erlich/Monica Well one of us has to change FILL

(Anonymous) 2015-12-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
(Just a quick fill)

“You are abso-fucking-lutely kidding me.” Erlich deadpanned when he saw his fuck-buddy/main squeeze/co-board member Monica heading to the front door to his incubator. She insisted on carpooling to some schmoozing-money-from-old-rich-people-for-Pied-Piper event. And she was wearing a burgundy sweater and tan trousers. Same as him.

When she opened the front door, Erlich stopped her before she could give a greeting, “You have to change.”

A confused look immediately crossed her face, “Why?”

“Because we can’t be wearing the same thing!” he shouted, “We aren’t Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass. Those investors will take one look at us at laugh us out of there-“

Monica crossed her arms, “Erlich, I am not driving all the way across town so I can change my sweater. We are going to be late. Why don’t you change?”

“Because this is a pure cashmere sweater and burgundy is my color. And while, admittedly, you look great, this is going to impress investors more.”

Monica pinched the bridge of her nose in exasperation and took a deep breath. Erlich was an idiot. Standing taller and crossing her arms once again, she stared Erlich right in the eye and said, “Ok, Erlich, I’m to level with you.” She walked closer until she a few inches away from him, “If you do not hurry up and change right this second, I will never have sex with you again. Ever. No matter how much you beg or annoy me. Do you understand?”

Erlich was trying to prevent the shock from showing on his face. Changing tactics, he gave her a flirty smile and gestured to his body, “You couldn’t give up all this.”

Monica just raised a well-shaped eyebrow at him. A few minutes passed.

Erlich broke the stare-off, “Goddammit! I’ll change!” He pointed a finger at her, “But you will pay for this!” He marched off to his bedroom. Monica swore she hear a small, “Mother fuck”.

“Yes, he’s an idiot,” she thought, “but he’s my idiot.

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Richard and Bighead dorm visit

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Either best friends or ship

Gilfoyle centric - his crossing the border experience

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe also some headcanon about his mother? We know so little about her

Gavin/Nelson meditation

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Gavin thinks Nelson is a master meditator but he fell asleep sitting up (Gavin POV)

Re: Gavin/Nelson meditation

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, my brain read that as negotiator, and now I want both.

Gavin/Peter, break up

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You are coming down with me/Hand in unloveable hand

Re: Gavin/Peter, break up

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm screaming

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Incubator 5

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The whole house can't sleep and bakes

Bighead - Learning to drive

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoever has the patience for this nightmare

Any pairing, revolutionary match making app

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooli makes a matchmaking app that they claimed to be revolutionary and give perfect match (at the expense of all of your privacy probably). Pied piper squad signs up for shit and giggle. The result isn't what they expected (happy ending please).

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Empty declarations that they should quit their jobs and work at the same place/places that aren't rivals, but slowly realizing the cons of no longer working for Raviga and Hooli.

Jared/Richard - silent communication, hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason, Jared has to help Richard through a panic attack without saying anything.

Re: Jared/Richard - silent communication, hurt/comfort

[personal profile] insanityrule 2015-09-24 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Tech conference. Day two. Pied Piper isn't due to present until this afternoon.
Richard's so nervous he feels like his sternum is on fire. And he's not even the one talking. And it's just them showing off they aren't even trying to prove anything. For god's sake they're already funded why is he freaking out this ba-
They're in the main hall. Of course they're in the fucking middle of the crowd. Richard takes a breath, then another. It's not helping. His heart's beating faster and he will not throw up not here, not now.
Jared's here. He can help. Right. Words. Just open- fuck. Richard can't get any words to form. Shit. Not good. 100000% not what he needs right now.
Fuck politeness and fuck anyone that glares at his bright phone screen (He and Jared on a nature trail. He hated the hiking but the view once they reached the overlook was amazing.). Richard fumbles through his apps and opens up Emergency Chat.
Thank fuck Jared found this.
He briefly agonizes what level of panic he's feeling (Mild, medium, or severe.) before selecting medium. He reserves severe for the moments where he pill bugs on bathroom floors. Not something he wants to repeat.
Richard drops his phone into Jared's lap and watches him read the first screen (Panic attack: medium. Non-verbal. Please help.) and quickly swipe to the next so he can begin typing to Richard.
'Are you alright?'
Richard makes a grabby motion and replies, 'fuck no, but no vomit.'
'Is there any way to leave?'
Jared, he looks so worried, glances to both sides before replying, 'I'm afraid it would be rather disruptive and likely to give you unwanted attention, but it is not impossible.'
His sentences are so fucking formal. A part of Richard thinks it's cute. The rest of him is kind of a mess right now.
'I have a bottle of water. Will that help?'
Richard nods and Jared hands him the bottle. He takes a series of small drinks and holds the bottle to his chest. Jared holds the phone close to Richard again with a new question in the window. 'Can I do anything else to help?'
Richard can hear himself starting to wheeze a little, not good. 'Rub my back.'
Jared does his best to help Richard remain upright while rubbing a hand over his shoulders. He's afraid to look to the side and see if people are staring, god he does not want an ambulance called right now. Someone to his right has their phone out, but before Richard can even register the number on the screen Jared reaches over him and touches the stranger's shoulder. Richard watches as Jared shakes his head, briefly types something on Richard's phone and shows them, and resumes his back rub.
Honestly what would he do without Jared?
As the current presentation ends and the crowd claps Jared helps Richard stand and guides him out of the main hall into a quieter side room, maybe a conference room or a lounge. He sits Richard down by the window and they hide out until Richard's panic subsides.

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Jared/Richard (ship or gen), disturbed sleep

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It turns out that speaking in German is the tip of the iceberg.

Gary/Evan - Company parties on the same day

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They're both expected to attend with their partner and they're on the same day. Location swapping commences.

Any ship/multiple ships - Soulmate AUs

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There's so many good ones. Personal fan of the "age to 18 and then stop" or "only see color after you see them" ones, but they're all pretty great.

Fill: soulmate AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinesh had been making careful notes for an hour and a half, and by now he’d considered all of the possibilities.

Girl ahead of him in the line at Starbucks, pink yoga pants, matching pink streak in her hair; she’d had a lip piercing, which honestly intimidated him a little, but in a good way. Top of the list. Probably a long shot, though.

The barista who wrote “Dennis” on his latte, kind of heavy, nice smile – maybe a better bet? She drew a heart in the foam. He’d be more than okay with her.

Or that lady traffic cop who wrote him a ticket; older, stern, wouldn’t be his first choice, but that was the beauty of knowing that your soulmate was out there. Sometimes just knowing that some unlikely woman might be The One could make you look for hidden beauty in unexpected places.

Dinesh wondered if Yoga Girl or Latte Heart or Traffic Lady had gotten home, like he had, and realized that their numbers had zeroed out. Maybe one of them was sitting up right now – in a perfect lotus position? It was okay to hope for that, right? – making a list, like he was, of every stranger they’d talked with that day.

He rubbed his thumb over the thin line of zeroes on the inside of his left wrist. So weird to know it was going to stay that way for the rest of his life. Dammit, if only he’d been paying attention today, if he’d noticed when the random, shifting pattern of numbers had suddenly ticked over to noughts...

It was just his typical fucking bad luck, he thought, that of all the times he could have possibly chosen, that shitty new tenant of Erlich’s had to move in and be a huge obnoxious distracting asshole today.

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Jared/Richard roommate again

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
After the ferret guy moves to arizona jared can't rent his guest house anymore and moves back to richard's room

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