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Pied Piper Secret Santa

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)

Re: Pied Piper Secret Santa FILL

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Something I quickly whipped up:

“Ok everyone! It’s Winter Pal time!” Jared cheerfully exclaimed to the room full of groaning coders. In order to foster community spirit and encourage productivity, but not to put any preference on any religion, he convinced Richard to have a “Nondenominational Winter Holiday Party” where the centerpiece would be a “Winter Pal Exchange”. Much to the ire of the Pied Piper team, participation was mandatory. They all had to draw a name out of a hat and get that person a gift. However, Jared made it easier on everyone by putting the gift limit at $25; it simply
wouldn’t be fair if someone got an expensive gift while everyone else got something small.

“He’s how it will go. I will draw your name out of my hat,” he shook his penguin hat, “and you will get your present out of the pile and open it. Then we all guess who your Winter Pal is!” He ignored the group of eye rolls.

Jared reached into his bag and took out the neatly folded piece of paper. “Jian Yang is first!”

Jian Yang ripped the wrapping paper apart. “It’s a big bag of Sour Patch Kids,” he said in a monotone. After a few minutes of Jared’s prompting into guessing was met with silence, Carla finally spoke up, “Fine! It was me. I hope you like your candy.”

“Alright! Great gift Carla! Dinesh is next.”

After Dinesh’s gift was revealed to be a statuette of Ganesha, he burst out, “OK, what racist shit is this?”

“What,” Erlich responded, “I thought you were into the Buddhist crap!”

“I’m not a fucking Buddhist! I’m from Pakistan!”

“Like Buddhists can’t be from Pakistan you motherfucking racist!”

“Me, racist? You just saw I’m brown and you thought ‘Oh he must be Buddhist.’ Un-fucking-believable…”

Richard saw Jared’s discomfort and shouted, “Who’s next, Jared?” before Erlich and Dinesh’s argument ended in a death match. Jared was quick to continue.

The next few weren’t as eventful. In a rare moment of actual kindness, Gilfoyle gave Richard a Funko Pop of Captain Kirk although he muttered not to get used to it. Gilfoyle received a CD from one of his favorite bands from Dinesh. Carla got a R2D2 coin purse from Jared and commented on her surprise by its lack of creepiness. Jared just beamed.

“The next is Erlich.”

“Fucking finally!” Erlich muttered as he popped up from his seat. He opened his box to reveal six containers of Fage Yogurt.

“These are warm! God dammit Jian Yang!” He threw one at the wall and stormed out. No one bothered to stop him.

“I guess that means I’m last,” Jared said with a smile. He took the neatly wrapped final present off of the table and methodically unwrapped it. It was a TCM Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers DVD film set. “Oh, thank you Richard! It’s very nice!” Richard blushed in response.

Later, when the party was winding down, Richard went up to Jared.

“Hey, Jared. I was w-w-wondering if….? Maybe sometime you would like to…?”

Jared looked at him with concern. “Richard, are you all right?”

Maybesometimewouldyouliketowatchthosemovieswithme?” Richard breathed out in a rush. Jared widened his eyes, startled.

“I’m sorry. Could you please repeat that?” Jared asked.

“Um,” Richard ran his fingers through his unruly curls and took a deep breath, “Would you like to watch those movies with me sometime?”

Jared gave him a shy little grin. “I’d love to,” he said softly.

“Great!” Richard looked shocked that he said yes. He hesitated a minute before giving Jared a peck on the cheek.

“Merry Christmas Jared.”

“Merry Christmas Richard.”

Richard bolted from the room, heading in the direction of the bathroom. When he was alone, Jared gave a squeal of excitement.

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Russ Hanneman POV

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything I just think this POV would be magical to read

Re: Russ Hanneman POV

(Anonymous) 2015-10-25 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Second that. It needs to happen! Narcissistic attention deficit rich cloudcuckoolander who likes to mess with everyone. Some kind of super antihero really.

Gavin/Ron LaFlamme, secret liaison

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They seem to share a mutual interest in spirituality, and given that Ron works for Raviga it's in both their interests to keep this thing very private.

Bighead - It's a Wonderful Life

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Bighead learns how much he would be missed

Richard/Russ, persuasion

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Russ invites Richard to come back to his place (after that first meeting that's weirdly like date?). Richard is very suggestible when powerful, confident men are telling him to do things.


(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Any plot, although Jared and Monica gently persuading Richard this is okay would be great - the top photo in this post just made me suddenly really want them as an OT3: http://iampiedpiper.tumblr.com/post/129788198799

TarDinFoyle - ultra domestic edition

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Tara Dinesh and Gilfoyle accidentally end up being super domestic

Jared/Erlich, sex education

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared's obviously in love with Richard, and Erlich can't let these two idiots embarrass themselves by having terrible sex. So he sets out to teach Jared a thing or too before they get together.

FILL: Jared/Erlich, sex education

(Anonymous) 2015-12-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can't believe I'm even asking. It's just. Well. I haven't - I mean - I've never - And Richard - " Jared tried to continue, but the words dissolved into a wail.

"Hey." Erlich rested a hand on his back - gently, softly, familiarly, like there was nothing odd about this, like it was exactly what ought to be happening, which, Jared thought, really was an indescribable relief. "Hey. It's alright."

"I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry."

"Listen, Jared. I doubt Richard will be put off by your lack of experience. Hell, he might even prefer it. But I can not in good conscience allow you to make a total fool of yourself whenever it is you finally manage to seduce him."

"So, you're saying - "

"Yes. I'm saying yes, Jared. Yes, it might be crazy, but yes, I will grant you the honor of a practice round with me before you try to put the moves on Richard."

"Oh, Erlich, thank you," Jared squealed, wrapping him in a hug before he could think better of it. "So should we, um, here, or...?" He glanced around the empty break room.

"Jesus, Jared. What are you, some sort of barbarian? Lesson number one. If you're going to fuck someone, then for god's sake fuck them properly. Try to have a little class." Erlich rose from his chair and gestured down the hallway, towards his bedroom. "After you," he said.


Jared watched from the center of the California king sized bed - fully clothed, feeling silly, hands folded in his lap - as Erlich ran through his preparatory routine. Lighting candles. Selecting a playlist. Stripping down to his underwear. Jared took a mental note of each move Erlich made, cataloging them away in a file marked 'For Richard.' He liked to think he was hiding it well, but the truth was, Jared was terrified. Terrified of embarrassing himself, terrified of disappointing Erlich, terrified that there was a perfectly good reason no one had ever found him sexually alluring, and that he was about to learn exactly what it was.

But you're doing this for Richard, he told himself, and the thought propelled him forward, headfirst into fear and uncertainty. Like it always did.

Erlich knelt next to Jared on top of the duvet. He took Jared's hand and moved it to the fly of his boxers. "I figured we'd start with something basic. Why don't you do me with your hand? That's simple, right? Just jerk me off, the way you normally jerk yourself."

"Oh. Um. Well. I've never actually - So I don't know - "

"Hold on. Are you telling me you've never even jacked it? Not even once?"

Jared shook his head.

"Not even fantasizing about Richard?"

"I'm sorry!" Jared yelped.

Erlich just stared, positively puzzled, as if it came as a genuine shock to him that every man on the planet hadn't masturbated to the thought of Richard Hendricks, Pied Piper Founder and CEO.

"Jesus fucking christ, Jared. You are officially, objectively insane."

"I'm sorry. It just... It seems so selfish."

Erlich, for once, struggled to find words - any words at all, even incorrect or inappropriate ones. His mouth closed and opened. "Look," he finally said. "Lesson two. Sex is going to be a lot better if you have some idea what you're into."

"Oh." Jared nodded. "Yes. That makes sense."

"So let's figure out what you like."

"Okay. How should I, um...?"

"First, that hideous vest comes off."


"And the shirt."


"And those fucking pleated khakis."

"They're actually not - "

"Off, Jared. Off."


"Now lie back on the bed. Yeah, like that." Erlich hovered over him on hands and knees. "I'm going to make this so fucking good for you," he growled, and Jared felt his whole body shiver. "Pay attention to what I'm doing."

That, you can do, Jared told himself, reassuringly. Like taking meeting minutes.

"Lesson number three. The key is understanding your erogenous zones. Observe." Erlich kissed his jaw, his neck, his collarbone - wet, and sort of sloppily, and sometimes with teeth. His beard scratched at sensitive skin, trailing red marks behind it. He put his tongue in Jared's ear. Took one of Jared's nipples and rolled it between his fingertips.

"How's that feel?"

"I - I don't know," said Jared.

"Well is it getting you hard?" Erlich reached his other hand down between them to investigate.

"Oh god," Jared whimpered.

"Yeah I think it is." Erlich laughed, but kindly. He reached into Jared's underwear. And then he was touching him, and Jared could hardly believe how wonderful it felt.

"Have you done this before?" asked Jared, suddenly, just to have something to say.

"What, whacked off? Are you fucking kidding me?"

"I meant, with a guy."

"Oh." Erlich paused for a moment. "Well, yeah. I don't discriminate."

"Were they, um - "

"Here's a tip," said Erlich gruffly, tightening his grip. "Don't talk about other men while you're with Richard."

"Oh. Yes. That's - ah - that's good advice."

"How is this? Speed up? Slow down?"

"It's - oh - oh - it's." Jared pressed his eyes shut. He was breathing harder. It was becoming difficult to speak. "It's good. It's very good."

"You're probably gonna come super fucking quick," said Erlich, and Jared still had it together enough, at least, to admire this display of confidence. "But it's alright. We can go for round two. Or three."

He wasn't wrong. After a few more seconds, Jared was crying out loudly as his entire body seized up and he came, almost violently, in Erlich's hand.

He opened his eyes to see Erlich smiling at him.

"Good, right?"

It took him a while to catch his breath. "I, um. Erlich. I don't - " Jared struggled to speak. He wondered if his brain had suffered some sort of permanent damage. "Thank you," he finally managed.

"No problemo, partner." Erlich lowered his own boxers. "Now you do me."

Jared reached over and took Erlich in his hand. This isn't what Richard would feel like, he thought, but he liked it all the same.

"Shit," Erlich grunted. He stretched a hand out to brace himself against the wall. "You're a fast learner."

Jared thought of his own reaction to Erlich's words, before, wanting to return that feeling. "I just want to please you," he said.

It went on like that for a while - Jared imitating the way Erlich had touched him, Erlich offering occasional advice and praise. Until suddenly Erlich reached out and covered Jared's hand with his own, stilling its motion, moving it away.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," said Jared frantically. "Was that not good?"

"It was good. Too good. I don't want to bust just yet. But you, on the other hand... You ready to go again?"

Erlich moved a large, warm hand up the inside of Jared's thigh. He didn't wait for an answer.


"Wanna roll onto your stomach?"

Jared nodded. They'd been going at it for what felt like hours, and both his brain and his body were too faraway and exhausted to speak. He turned over. Pressed his face into the pillows. Erlich knelt on top of him. He ran his tongue from the nape of Jared's neck all the way to the base of his spine.

"You taste like Dr. Bronner's," he said.

"I'm sorry."

"Don't apologize. Unless Richard has some sort of apology fetish."

Jared was vaguely aware of Erlich's erection pressing into the back of his leg, and then of Erlich's hands stretching him apart and holding him open.

"Ah, um, excuse me, Erlich?" he stammered. "What are you, um - "

"You'll love this, trust me. And pay attention, because Richard would too, I bet."

Jared's ears burned. He squirmed in Erlich's grasp, feeling nervous and embarrassed and aroused. He felt Erlich's breath on him first, warm and heavy. And then his mouth. Wet, open-mouthed kisses, then long, slow swipes of his tongue. It was like nothing else Jared had ever felt. He let out a breath he might have been holding for ages, felt himself sinking into the bed. Erlich swirled his tongue around in circles, then pressed slowly, softly inside, and Jared was sure he could have passed out from the pleasure.

"If you're ready," said Erlich, "I'm going to fuck you now."

"Uh huh." Jared had gone to a place beyond words, could only communicate in syllables. He felt Erlich's hands on him, firm and attentive, guiding him onto his hands and knees. Heard a wrapper open, felt a sudden pressure, and then Erlich was inside.

"Feel good?"

Jared gasped out a yes.

"Goddamn right it does. Think you've got one more orgasm in you?" Erlich reached a hand around. "I want to feel it when you come."

"Please. Yes. Please."

"That's good," said Erlich. "Say that again."


"Fuck. Next time I'll make you beg for it."

Next time?, thought Jared, distantly.

Erlich thrust fast and hard. Jared pushed back against him. Not too long later, he was collapsing face-first onto the bed, babbling thanks and admiration, as another orgasm left him wobbly, empty-headed, and weak. Erlich followed just after, shouting Jared's name amidst a stream of profanity.

They lay together, after, cleaned up and wrapped in Erlich's expensive-feeling sheets. Jared was surprised to find that Erlich wanted to hold him, and more surprised to find how much he wanted to be held.

"You love him," said Erlich. "Don't you?"

"Yes I do," said Jared. "Very much indeed."

Erlich held him tighter, his face nuzzled into Jared's hair, and they stayed that way until Jared thought that he could stand again without toppling over, and then decided it made sense for him to go.

"So," said Erlich, at the doorway. "Final lesson. With Richard. Just do that."

Jared couldn't help noticing he sounded a little bit sad.

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Laurie/Jian Yang

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Laurie can't stop thinking about that bad-boy rebel who brazenly lit a cigarette in her office.

Re: Laurie/Jian Yang

(Anonymous) 2015-10-25 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeeee! So full of comedic potential. Someone needs to do this!

Bighead - secretly masterminded his rise to power

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not as innocent as everyone thought

Jared/Erlich, wedding date

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone else is busy so Erlich ends up reluctantly taking Jared as his date to a wedding (family, ex-girlfriend, ex-incubee, your call)

Re: Jared/Erlich, wedding date

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Erlich becomes ordained

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
In light of everyone in his incubator dating Erlich starts a side business as a marriage officiate

Richard/someone, bitterness, trying to feel something post-s2

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking something like season 6 of Buffy, where she hooks up with Spike to distract herself from the pain and angst of being resurrected: depressed after losing the company, Richard starts to secretly have sex with... (Jared, because he's there and he loves Richard? Gavin, because he can work out his anger? Someone else?)

Re: Richard/someone, bitterness, trying to feel something post-s2- FILL

(Anonymous) 2015-11-14 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's in the mood for something terrible??? This is a bit dark, fyi.
Richard backs him up against the bedroom door. Close enough that Jared can smell the sour trace of tequila on his tongue, can watch his eyes slide listlessly in and out of focus.

"Listen, Jared," he says. His mouth is close to Jared's neck. His breath is hot, his words slurring. "Will you have sex with me?"

Of all the things he might have expected Richard to ask, this was certainly not one of them. Shock lodges in his throat, and Jared swallows it.


"You want to, don't you?"

"Richard, I don't think-"

"Come on, admit it. Everyone knows you have - ah - you know. A thing for me."

Richard pulls back to look at him. An ugly streak of cruelty cuts through his eyes, like his eyes have been replaced with someone else's. The look is so familiar, and for a moment Jared struggles to place it, excavating the memory from somewhere far, far buried in his past, where - he's so grateful to realize - he normally keeps it hidden, out of regular reach.

He's got it:

They're the eyes of a bitter drunk.

Richard shifts his focus to the floor, tilts his head in shame. "I just - I want to feel something other than this." He gestures at himself, seeming to indicate his whole existence. "Other than just all this fucking... rage and loss and failure. I thought this would be easy." He kicks at the carpet with the toe of his sneaker. "I thought you would be easy." He laughs unhappily.

"Richard." Jared tries to make his voice sound stern, to belie the confusion he feels, but inside his heart is doing breathless somersaults between despair and elation. "I want to do whatever I can to help you but I-"

I don't want it to be like this.

I want it to be kind. I want it to be tender.

I want it to be because you love me back. But he barely lets himself think that one.

Before Jared can work out a way to finish the sentence, Richard takes his hand and slides it down the plane of Jared's body to rest against the front of his pants. He squeezes. Jared gasps.

"See, you like it," Richard says. His voice is taunting, mean. And those words, again, are so terribly, unpleasantly familiar, Jared's eyes well up with tears.

Don't cry, don't cry, please don't cry, he tells himself as Richard sinks onto his knees in front of him.

"Pull my hair," says Richard.

"If that's what you want," Jared whispers.

It doesn't feel good - not exactly. Good isn't the right word. But that doesn't stop him from coming back the next night, and again the night after that. If he were a better person, Jared thinks, he would say no. But he's not, and it's Richard, so he doesn't.

Peter & Laurie - Pre-season 2

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter was previously acquainted with Laurie before his death.

Season 2 alternate finale - The egg does hatch

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The Condor Egg is what saves Pied Piper

Fill: The Egg Hatches

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared cried when the egg hatched. It was late and the other guys had gone to bed, but he'd been on 'egg watch' for hours now. The lead ornithologist at the museum had predicated it would happen soon. Dinesh and Gilfoyle had made bets, lacking anything better to do.

Richard heard Jared while he made himself some warm milk. He went over.

You could barely see the thing in the moonlight, but where there was an egg before, there definitely was something else now. It was pretty ugly, actually.

When the mother condor nudged the chick with her beak and then cuddled up to it, taking it under her wing, Jared started sobbing - loud, ugly sobs.

Richard put his hand on Jared's shoulder. Seemed like the right thing to do. Jared grabbed it and held on tight for a full minute before Richard could pull it away.

“It’s just...” Sob. “So beautiful...” Sob.

“Ah yeah...sure. Yeah.” Richard nodded and backed away slowly.


Laurie was just about to wrap up, and not a minute too soon. Monica thought it might be about time for her weekly cigarette.


“Yes, Laurie?”

“Where are we with...” she consulted a list Evan held up for her. “Pied Piper.”

Monica thought for a second while she shook her head. “No news really. They’ve been streaming footage of a baby condor. I guess that’s going well.”

Laurie nodded. “Perhaps we should think about selling our share of the company. Is there any firm you can think of that might consider buying?”

“I’ll look into it,” said Monica.


Richard came limping and panting through the door.

“Don’t delete it! Did you delete it?”

They all looked up from where they were clustered around Gilfoyle’s computer.

“We’re still trying to figure out what went wrong with Dinesh’s buggy code.”

“You’re what’s wrong with my code, Gilfoyle. Your rig sucks.”

Erlich came in with a box full of hardware. “That’s because I’ve unplugged half of it. We need to get it out of here, toot sweet.”

“What, you’re kicking us out?” Richard boggled at him.

“I’m carrying you out, like a fireman carrying a gorgeous woman with nice tits, wearing a silk negligee, from a burning building. I’m the fireman. You’re the woman, all of you, collectively.”

“Yeah, I get the metaphor. Sort of. Actually not really,” said Richard.

“I bought Raviga’s share of Pied Piper,” Erlich clarified as he put the box down by the door. “With the proceeds of the sale of this house. Now I’m even more invested in this company, so I’m moving you guys to a real office. Plus I called Russ’s money guy personally and got him to cough up or risk a lawsuit. I figure you can afford to pay wages now so you guys can all move out.”

They all looked at each other.

“Erlich, that’s fantastic,” Jared said.

“Yeah, that’s um, that’s great Erlich. Thanks.” Richard said, his mind already reeling a little from all the changes this would mean.

Erlich opened his arms. “Who’s your sugar daddy Richard?”

Richard couldn’t even stop himself from smiling. “You are, Erlich.”


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Richard and Erlich (gen or ship) futurefic

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten years down the line they're Peter Gregory and Gavin Belson all over again.


(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Monica goes to Carla after voting against Richard

NelsonBelson - Nelson the mastermind

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Because reasons.

Jared/Everyone - Orgy at Burning Man

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Erlich drags everyone there for a spiritual/networking experience.

Someone spikes the water. Magic happens.

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Jared/Richard watersport

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's a kink meme after all...
So Jared is subtly trying to make Richard wetting his bed for his own pleasure. Richard realises what Jared is trying to do and confronts him, but in the end agrees to pee in his pants in front of Jared as a form of stress relief.

Any, first time on prom night

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Up to you whether this is a high school AU or about people who conceivably could have gone to the same high school (like Richard & Big Head or Gavin & Peter)... or something else.

Super powers AU

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Any style of the main 5 + whoever else and what superpower they would have

Jared/Richard - blackout drunk

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard drowns his sorrows in hard liquor, and he drags Jared down with him.

In the morning they wake up naked in bed together. What happened last night? Did they or didn't they? Nobody knows. (except, for extra points, maybe Gilfoyle)

Re: Jared/Richard - blackout drunk

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol yes gilfoyle would know

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Halloween party!

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
They go to a halloween party. Who dresses as what?

Re: Halloween party! FILL

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Because I had to do this before we got to Halloween (and thanks to dineshgilfoyle for the costume idea):

“You’re too nice to be a Vulcan,” the very sleepy, drunk Richard dressed as Captain Kirk slurred into Jared’s ear. The two of them were snuggling together on a couch in the back corner of the room. When the Pied Piper team received an invitation to some big startup’s Halloween party, Jared was insistent that they go in some sort of group costume to “show a unified front”. After a long series of arguments, the only thing they could agree on was Star Trek. Richard was Kirk, so naturally Jared was Spock. Gilfoyle and Dinesh were chilling on a back wall, probably judging everyone, dressed as Bones and Scotty respectively. Erlich, dressed as Mudd of all people, was trying to hit on some poor girl in a cat outfit. The only thing that stopped Erlich from being Captain Kirk was everyone’s assertion that “Kirk isn’t as much as ladies man as you think he is.”

Jared petted his boyfriend’s hair. “Then who should I be?” he asked quietly. Richard deliberated this for a while. “Well, you have the heart of Bones, but not the grumpiness. You couldn’t be Scotty or Sulu or Chekov. Personality-wise, maybe Chapel? But you aren’t blonde or a woman... “ Richard looked frustrated, “I don’t know. I should be able to do this….”

Jared gave Richard a quick kiss. He tasted strongly of flavored rum and whatever else was in the alcoholic punch. “Don’t worry about it.” Richard hazily nodded his head in acceptance and snuggled in closer to Jared’s chest.

“Can I tell you something?” Richard asked.


“You look hot in pointy ears.”

NelsonBelson, first time

(Anonymous) 2015-09-25 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
that's it, that's the prompt

Re: NelsonBelson, first time

(Anonymous) 2015-11-05 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I have sinned

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