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fugenshinjin ([personal profile] fugenshinjin) wrote in [community profile] siliconvalleykink2015-09-20 03:09 pm
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Gavin/Jared, blow job

(Anonymous) 2015-09-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pre-series, Jared's still at Hooli, things get unprofessional in the workplace

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
+1000 we need more of this pairing

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Erlich/Richard

(Anonymous) 2015-09-26 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
kuu-s.tumblr.com/post/129906500833 (for inspiration)
Any kind. Bdsm au or just d/s relationship or whatever your heart fancy. I mean, Richard is such a mess isn't he? Kids made him cry, and he can't even stop Erlich from going after the kids, and only bit his thumb watching them.
Maybe something about him angsting about why he can't stand up against anyone? Anything with description of Richard being so passive will be nice.

Re: Erlich/Richard - D/s relationship

(Anonymous) 2015-09-26 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
^^^ I forget the subject title

Jared/Dinesh

(Anonymous) 2015-09-28 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Jared and Dinesh bond over being hopelessly in love with straight boys. Up to you if that means they get together, or it's friendly commiseration.

Jared/Richard - Disney World

(Anonymous) 2015-09-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
The boys go to Disney World! Because there can never be too much Jarrich fluff.

Re: Jared/Richard - Disney World

(Anonymous) 2015-09-28 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

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Jason/Aly - Bro

(Anonymous) 2015-09-29 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A fic utilizing bro puns to the extreme.
For example: Jason and Aly are bromantic brosexual brofriends for life. Bro.

Re: Jason/Aly - Bro

(Anonymous) 2015-09-30 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, bro!

Richard & Christina Hendricks - related (siblings, maybe?)

(Anonymous) 2015-10-04 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard is related to Christina Hendricks. Yes, that Christina Hendricks. Nobody ever believes him.

Bonus points if Jared fangirls out because she was on Firefly.

Richard/Jared, angst

(Anonymous) 2015-10-04 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What if Richard accepted Belson's buyout offer? Will Jared go back to Hooli? What will happen to their relationship, if any?

Jared/Richard first time BDSM

(Anonymous) 2015-10-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared's never dominated anybody before and he's not sure how he's going to do it to Richard, but if this is what Richard needs then he's going to get it right.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-06 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesss

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Jared/Richard, they're both virgins

(Anonymous) 2015-10-06 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen fic where one of them's a virgin and the other isn't. I'd like to see both of them being hopeless and fumbly and maybe over-researching on the internet.

Re: Jared/Richard, they're both virgins

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dang it just even I think I'm not going to write more smut...

One-sided Jared/Richard, masturbation

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Jared gets himself off thinking about Richard.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 please

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Jared/Williams Sonoma

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
From the AOL Build Interview with Zach Woods:

Q: “Will Jared have a huge change - will we see other things, like love for a female maybe, or a romantic partnership. Will something change him?”

ZW: “I think that’s pretty far down the road for Jared. I always imagined that like his sexuality is buried so deep.”

Q: “Asexual?”

ZW: “Yeah… or like, I always sort of thought he’d have a sexual response to like, Williams Sonoma or something. To like, just nice things. Like a nice layout would make him feel little shivers. It’s weird to say.”

Re: Jared/Williams Sonoma

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Substituting Williams Sonoma for IKEA.

Jared's IKEA trips usually end with him leaving the store with just a small organizer, or maybe a roll of the apple cookies if it's his birthday, but today is different. Today, Erlich finally agreed that if he and Richard can bare to share the single room (And without sneaking any of their furniture out to the common areas.) then he can stay. He's never taken the time to really observe the different layout possibilities before.

"Alright chuckle-fucks. I'm not hauling any of your crap so buy wisely or take a fucking bus home."

"Oh, Erlich, Richard and I will probably need a more compact bed system and that will take some space, oh Richard maybe we can get stacked beds? Or perhaps one with..." Jared takes a breath. And then two. Oh dear.

He's beginning to remember why he usually goes to IKEA alone.

Normally a trip to IKEA flusters him. There's so many nice organizers and the bed with storage underneath and oh, there's hanging organizers that would fit all of his clothing and leave plenty of closet space for other things. He doesn't even have the other things that would fill the space but he has the opportunity thanks to IKEA.

He cannot stay with the rest of the incubator group. Not when Dinesh and Gilfoyle will ridicule him for his, well, potential arousal. And Erlich will never let him stay if he finds out; it's already a miracle he's letting Jared stay at all. Maybe if he calms down in the bathroom for a little, yes, that sounds reasonable. Jared points off to a random corner and scurries off to hide in a stall.

Deep even breaths. Calming thoughts. Ocean waves. Birds chirping. Yes, he can do this. He'll be just fine.

Oh no.

"Say Jared what do you think of this? I have the exact measurements for the bedroom and I think we can use a bed like this," oh dear it has drawers in the stairs that's so well planned, "and hey I bet all your clothes would fit, or maybe both ours and then we can get a closet organizer. Say are you okay?"

Oh he is okay, but he is also in public and getting very worked up over the maximization of a small space. And Dinesh is giving him 'that look' again. It isn't that strange. He likes being organized, he likes structure, he really really likes multipurpose furniture-

"Say you're um..." Richard looks mortified. He hates when people are embarrassed on his behalf. This shouldn't be embarrassing right? There are far worse perversions out there. Unless, maybe this is strange. "Say if you want I can... well I can steer the guys ahead if you want to well... enjoy your time here? I uh... Organization's really um..." Richard is turning very red and he won't look Jared in the eye, but he also isn't calling him a freak. "I also like to um... be organized. It's kind of a rush right?"

Jared nods. "It is very satisfying."

"Right," Richard is chewing his lip again. "So um, I'll meet you buy the organizers okay? We should maybe get a different desk for me, or both of us. Oh, we can turn the trundle bed into storage!"

He can feel a big smile spreading across his face. Jared points off towards the 455 square foot home and Richard nods once before rushing over to the guys and steering them away.

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Richard/Bighead, stranded on a deserted island

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Bighead probably shouldn't have paid someone else to take his boating test.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been trying to think of a good excuse for a 'stranded island' story and this would be it! +10000 would read!

Richard/Jared-Jealousy

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Richard and Jared run into someone from Richard's past (ex/childhood crush). Jared gets jealous, so Richard has to prove to Jared he loves him.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanted to write something sweet, to mend some of the Angst Week damage. This is what I came up with. Sorry if it's kind of disjointed/weird.

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“Want a bite of my omelette? It’s pretty plain but- Oh.” Richard’s eyes widened. He didn’t complete the thought.

“...Richard Hendricks?”

Jared looked up. Standing over their table was a woman he’d never seen before.

“Holly?” said Richard.

“It’s me!”

“Woah.” Richard’s mouth flopped open. “It’s been, uh, a long time I guess.”

“Yeah, what? Almost ten years? God, we are getting old.” She dragged the word out. Her voice was melodic. “Richard Hendricks. I’ve heard such amazing things!”

Jared felt himself receding into the distance. Checking out, the way he did when he wasn’t part of the conversation and didn’t want to intrude. If this was what he thought it was, then he couldn’t help thinking that Richard had a type. Holly was tall and thin, with straight brown hair and big, doey blue eyes. A Stanford classmate. In Boston now but in town, it turned out, for an interview with Facebook. And very impressed with Richard’s success.

“And who is this?” she asked, gesturing to Jared.

“Oh. That is my, uh. That’s my Jared.”

Holly smiled at him. A hundred watt glare.

She’s perfect, thought Jared, reaching out to shake her hand. The kind of person Richard could be proud to bring home to his parents, not afraid to tell them about for months.

“Well, I’ll leave you to it,” said Holly. “See you around, Richard. I hope.”

A blush darkened the tips of Richard’s ears as he turned back to his omelette.

Jared looked at him quizzically, blinking slow. There were a lot of questions he wasn’t sure he wanted answered, and he resolved not to ask. Richard seemed to anticipate them anyway. “Just an old college girlfriend,” he said.

**

That night, when they climbed into bed, Richard sensed something was off. It’d taken a long time - years - but he’d learned to read the fine print that spelled out Jared’s moods. He considered himself remarkably Jared-literate.

“Jared,” he said. “Birdie. What’s wrong?”

“Oh, nothing.”

“It’s not nothing.”

“I don’t want to trouble you.”

“You wouldn’t. You wouldn’t ever trouble me, okay?”

Jared did what he often did when he wanted to change the subject. He leaned over and closed his teeth gently around Richard’s earlobe.

Goddammit. It worked every time.

Richard let Jared strip off his t-shirt, then watched as he pulled his own up over his head. Richard swallowed hard and looked away shyly. He was a little embarrassed to be feeling so turned on.

“I’m sorry,” said Jared.

“For what?”

“My body.” He looked down at his chest. “I’m sorry it’s not more... Well, I’m sorry I’m not more like how you hoped your partner would turn out to be.”

“That wasn’t what I was thinking at all,” said Richard. He reached out to clasp Jared’s hands. It was normally Jared that said things like this, but Richard worked up a great deal of nerve and told him very earnestly, “I think you’re beautiful.”

Jared pulled a hand away to wipe at his eyes. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t be upset about this. But you deserve someone more-” His voice cut out before the end of the sentence.

Ohhh, thought Richard. Duh. “Is this about Holly? Because you know it- she’s- there’s- you-” he stuttered. “Shit. Other people don’t mean anything.”

They were quiet for a while. The earth felt very still.

“I’m afraid you’re going to leave me,” Jared finally said. His voice was so soft if it was a breeze it wouldn’t have ruffled the curtains.

They’d been through this before. Richard knew better than to be shocked, like he’d been at first, or angry, like he’d been later. It didn’t hurt him anymore, to have his loyalty questioned; he knew it wasn’t about that. And he knew the words meant little, but they were still important to say. “I’m not going to leave you,” he promised.

He whispered those words into Jared’s skin so many times he half-expected to see them written there.

**

All the places Jared had slept:

His mother’s apartment. His uncle’s house. A hospital waiting room.

The homes of strangers. Bunk beds and pull-out couches. Airless, closet-sized rooms. Good places. Not-so-good places. Places he felt welcome. Places he’d’ve done anything to leave. Places that were loud. Places that were quiet. Places where he was loud or quiet, whatever suited them best.

His college dorm. The campus library. The econ student lounge.

His first boyfriend’s bedroom. His second boyfriend’s bedroom. David swore he wouldn’t leave him, but he did. There’d been someone else, and Donald had always been clingy.

An apartment in New York. An apartment in DC. A condo in Palo Alto, the one he had to sell.

Hotel rooms in strange cities, on lonely business trips. The floor under his desk. His car. A shipping container. A hotel room floor. A hostel lobby.

Erlich’s garage. Richard’s bedroom. Noah’s guesthouse.

Here.

It’d been two years now.

**

The first time Jared told Richard about his fear of being left, it was the closest to a fight they’d ever gotten.

“What would it take,” Richard had asked, red-faced and throat-sore, “to prove to you that I’m not... that I’m not just another asshole? I love you, Jared. I’m not going anywhere.”

Jared hadn’t answered. He didn’t know what to say.

**

There’s so much stuff, thought Jared, sitting in the breakfast nook the next morning, sipping his tea. Framed bird photographs on the walls. Magnets and mementos on the refrigerator. Plants and books and records. Photobooth strips. Owl pillows. Richard’s old action figures. Computer parts and jumbled wires. A quilt Mrs. Hendricks had made.

Jared’s condo had been close to empty. Nice enough, but nothing personal about it: all white walls, utilitarian furniture, no more possessions than he could fit into a couple duffle bags.

It was different here. Homier. Harder to leave.

What would it take?, Jared wondered.

Richard walked in then, wearing one of his old t-shirts. He blinked into the sunlight. Reached a hand up to unsuccessfully smooth his hair. “Hey. Good morning.” He smiled. His voice was creaky with sleep. But he looked so happy, like he wasn’t going anywhere.

This, thought Jared. This is what it would take.

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sex toys maker AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The plot stay pretty much the same but Hooli and Pied Piper compete in sex toys business IDEK

Re: sex toys maker AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my GOD. Yes. The conversation about how a company name should sound like something you'd scream during orgasm suddenly becomes even more relevant. As does "we'll win this if I have to jerk off every guy in the audience!"

Denpok

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Idk, anything with him in it. Interacting with Big Head post-S2 would be great.

Nelsonbelson - Pearls before swine, man.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Low key wooing him, Gavin starts getting Big Head outrageously expensive food/spring water/gifts. Big Head %100 has no clue and applies ketchup/gives the water to a plant/what have you.

The incubator crew go to a Maker Fair

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
This is basically a giant place for nerdboners about cool gadgets and tools and tesla coils

Richard/anyone, Richard coming without being touched

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared, Gavin, Erlich or Russ preferred, up to you whether they're trying to make him come or why nobody's touching him. Totally fine with this going a d/s route.

Re: Richard/anyone, Richard coming without being touched

(Anonymous) 2015-12-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I know this is an older prompt, but SECONDED. Hard.

NelsonBelson, crushing on the boss

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Gavin's single, but he might meet someone. Maybe someone who's been right in front of him the whole time...?

Jared/Richard, Jared as Richard's boss, conflict

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Raviga makes Jared the new Pied Piper CEO. Richard assumes this means he'll still be the one really, if unofficially, in charge. He's wrong.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OHHHHHH!!! AMAZING!

SOMEBODY PLEASE FILL THIS I BEG YOU PLEASE!!

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NelsonBelson, Big Head as the boss

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Piggybacking on the Jarrich one above: Gavin isn't fired, but he's demoted, and Big Head's put in charge of him. Gavin's surprised by his own reaction to someone else being in control.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Prompter here. This is adorable!!! Although now I've got the Tiki Room song stuck in my head. ^_^

SV/Arrested Development Crossover

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Any form

NelsonBelson - who gets the blue gun

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
They're adults, they should be able to share.

Nelson is the best uncle

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Either with Richard's theoretical children or someone else's

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