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Stuck on a desert island

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if this has been done before, but here goes.

The whole gang is out on Big Head`s boat (which poor Nelson can barely operate) and they somehow get stranded on an island.

No food. No sunscreen. No booze. For months. How the heck do they survive?

+100,000 points for Jarrich

Gavin Belson/Ron LaFlamme

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Bonding over their shared love of half-baked spirituality and collectible guitars they can't actually play.

Gavin Belson/Ron LaFlamme

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gavin founds out his lawyers are buddy with Ron so he tries to recruit Ron to his team just to be a dick to Pied Piper but love ensues.

Re: Gavin Belson/Ron LaFlamme

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

Any, pretending to be strangers

(Anonymous) 2015-10-22 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
The trope where a couple pretend to be strangers so one can pick the other up in a bar. I was going to go Jarrich but figured this would be interesting with a bunch of pairings. (Very much okay with this going down a comedic/awkward route.)

Gavin/Richard

(Anonymous) 2015-10-22 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
In that morning Gavin tied Richard's tie for him, and in the end of the day untied it, along with any other clothing :) would also love some banter or h/c about what happened in the arbitration and their companies.

NelsonBelson

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Rumour starts going on the the only reason Nelson got promoted so quickly is because he's been fucking Gavin. Maybe even the guys at Pied Piper have heard of this rumour too? How will everyone react? (Whether it's true or not up to writer)

NelsonBelson, season 1 revenge seduction scheme

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's say that in the pilot, after Richard turns down the offer Gavin pulls both his and Bighead's personnel files in preparation to make his spite-promotion offer. Except he's completely forgotten what Erlich said about Pied Piper being developed in his incubator, so when he sees the identical home addresses he assumes they're a couple, and decides that stealing Richard's boyfriend would be even more satisfying than just poaching him from the company.

Jared/Richard, pretending to be a couple

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They have to pretend to be dating - it turns out Richard's actually more okay with it than Jared.

Re: Jared/Richard, pretending to be a couple

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I love this trope!

Erlich/Monica, Shop Around the Corner trope

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Monica and Erlich connect on tinder without realizing each other's identities.

Re: Erlich/Monica, Shop Around the Corner trope

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, yes!!!

Gavin and Peter (ship or gen)

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
How did Gavin find out Peter was dead?

Re: Gavin and Peter (ship or gen) - fill

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s odd to think now that he resisted Twitter walls for the longest time. Well, partly that was because of the catastrophic and never-to-be-spoken-of failure of Hooli Byte. Gavin still doesn’t get what went wrong there. People should have loved 200 characters 43% more than they love 140. That’s just math.

But more than that, it took him a while to come around to the idea of real-time live feedback; to the idea of any idiot with a keyboard feeling like they had a right to just weigh in on whatever carefully scripted, eminently wise thing he was saying on stage. At first he fell into the trap of responding to the virtual peanut gallery, which only ever seemed to trap them and him in some kind of troll feedback loop. Despite his legal team’s best efforts that video of his second TechCrunch talk, two hours after Richard’s victory, keeps surfacing on YouTube.

With practice, and following several talks with his publicists, he’s gotten better. He covertly keeps an eye on the endless scroll of tweets behind him without openly responding to them. He takes them on board, gauges when he should slow down, smile more, look ‘less condescending’ whatever the fuck that means. And today, in front of a hotel ballroom filled with tech journalists, it’s working out great. The Twitter wall is full of admiration for him, for his speech, for Nucleus –

Gavin doesn’t stop talking, and he tries not to let too much irritation show on his face, but inside he’s seething as his name drops to only the number 2 trending topic in California. How the fuck did Peter pull this off? The audience have noticed. At the tables closest to the stage people have started whispering to one another. People who weren’t already live-tweeting are pulling out their phones.

"...fully integrated into the Hooli platforms you already know and love," he tries to go on, but there are people actually hurrying out of the room.

A long time later, when he can bring himself to watch the video, he realizes it happened a lot faster than he thought. He remembers standing there for whole minutes before Patrice came hesitantly on-stage to lead him away, but in the playback she takes him by the arm only ten or fifteen seconds after he cuts off in the middle of a word, staring up at the screen.

It’s odd, watching it back, watching his own expression turn from masked annoyance to open shock. It’s how he’s able to pinpoint the exact instant when he realized why Peter Gregory’s name was trending worldwide.

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Peter/Evan

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Because someone on tumblr mentioned it and now I want it.

Jarrich, Jared has a tattoo

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Up to you what/where/how Richard finds out.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Love it!

NelsonBelson, posing for a photo

(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Some context for this picture: http://41.media.tumblr.com/cfc63a6fc4588c7bc9d7a9a5de7023b4/tumblr_inline_nwquor3SPy1rbtkw5_400.png

Engagement announcement photo? Picture from a charity event that ends up looking a lot more intimate than they intended? The one photo out of four hundred taken by some long-suffering Hooli photographer where Gavin doesn't look smug or sinister?

Jared/Richard -- sex in a loft bed

(Anonymous) 2015-10-25 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Richard's bed looks too short for him, let alone Jared, let alone him AND Jared. How does it work (or not work) when they try to have sex in it?

Re: Jared/Richard -- sex in a loft bed

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
This prompt is so funny -- how could I resist???

"And when I open my eyes, you just see if my pupils dilate, all right?"

"I just shine the flashlight... right in your eyes?"

"Yes."

"And then your pupils will dilate. Hopefully."

"Yes, Richard, hopefully."

Richard leans forward, suddenly self-conscious that he hasn't remembered to put on a shirt after the whole failed ordeal - and watches as Jared opens his eyes and his pupils do, in fact, react to the light. Jared squints into the flashlight and softly asks,

"All good?"

"All good," Richard breathes, relieved. He turns off the flashlight and jams it under his pillow. Jared watches him, smiling fondly.

"I'm sorry," Richard says for what feels like the hundredth time. Jared - sweet, gentle, forgiving Jared - just guides Richard back and lays beside him, running his bare foot up and down the length of Richard's calf. He's run out of ways in the English language to assure Richard that he's okay, so instead he kisses his collarbone gently. Richard shudders and smiles.

"When we were..." Richard begins, his voice tight and small, "Before, uh. You know. When we were... Was it good?"

Jared pulls Richard close to him and presses a deliberate, slow line of kisses up his neck and jaw before whispering,

"Fantastic."

Richard, for once, believes Jared's assurances on the first time.

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Any - Families

(Anonymous) 2015-10-26 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Anything that introduces to any of our protagonists' families! Where did our favorite weirdos come from?

Jailhouse Jarrich

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
So Jared gets into trouble by doing something illegal for Richard - maybe somehow he takes the fall for the phone 'theft', maybe he pushes the new CEO out of a window, idk.

He's in jail and it's Richard's fault, so Richard visits as often as he can. They fall in love during visiting hours, awww.

Better Off Ted crossover

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This is such a niche request but Veridian Dynamics and Hooli seem to share the same weird-corporation DNA so I'd love something about them colliding. Gavin and Veronica as arch-rivals? Lem and Phil brought in to fix Nucleus?

Jared the Honeytrap

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Some dude expresses an interest in hanging out with Jared. FOR SOME REASON this is a good idea - maybe he's the new CEO's assistant and Richard wants to dig up some dirt to get his replacement ousted. Maybe he works for Endframe and they want to get the new security password, idk.

SO the guys tell him to go for it. The problem - this dude is clearly gay and interested in Jared. Jared is completely clueless and thinks he just wants to be his friend.

Richard stews in guilt, maybe he finally tells Jared what's up - yay awkwardness!

Bonus points if Jared actually sleeps with the guy in the end.

Re: Jared the Honeytrap

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh richard the manipulator! Seconded!

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Jared eats dip

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is he eating dip? Are they celebrating?

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/659448064474673152

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Best prompt

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Jared/Richard, marriage of convenience

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
partially inspired by the jailhouse prompt above - for spousal privilege, or the tax breaks, or some other reason, Jared and Richard have to get married. And then they have to convince officials that they're really a couple, even though they're not (yet).

Re: Jared/Richard, marriage of convenience

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
PLEEEASE, this is all I want!

Jared - going to a party with the gang

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
...and finally doing some gelatin shots. I will not complain if this leads to Jared/Richard.

Re: Jared - going to a party with the gang

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Richard shouts over the thudding bass in the music - too loud, always too loud, he really hates that part - and steps a little closer to Jared, who has unzipped his vest and is swaying in something like dancing but more like complete inebriation.

"Richard!" Jared exclaims, lighting up. "I didn't know where you'd gone!"

"I was just seeing where the other guys went. Listen -- do you wanna maybe head home soon?"

"Home?" Jared yells back. "Why would we go home when we're having a good time?"

Jared makes eye contact with someone across the room and starts to wave a little too enthusiastically. A young man circles around and claps Jared on the back, leans in and says something into his ear that Richard can't hear over the music. He places another jello shot in Jared's hand and Richard would swear he all but struts away, looking back once at Jared who is grinning from ear to ear.

"Maybe you've had enough," Richard says, reaching for the stupid little paper cup, but Jared catches Richard's hand in his own. He leans in, still holding Richard's hand, and smiles,

"You don't have to worry. I won't do anything stupid."

Anything Richard was about to say dies on his tongue. Jared is close. Jared smells like vodka. Jared's lips are, maybe, a little too red from cheap food dye. Jared is flirting.

Then, he releases Richard's hand and saunters away, striking up a conversation with someone who very well may be a stranger, but who throws a companionable arm around Jared's shoulders anyway. Richard wonders if Erlich is feeling frustrated somewhere, and how hard it would be to convince him that heading home right away (with everyone in tow) is a great idea.

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Gen or Erlich/Richard

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to post my first prompt!

What's up with Erlich assuming that every dude who vaguely threatens them/their company also wants to bang Richard? What's that all about?

Re: Gen or Erlich/Richard

(Anonymous) 2015-10-30 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is an amazing first prompt. (Erlich's constant vigilance against all the dudes who he imagines want to bang Richard is one of my favorite running gags.)

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Jared/OC - in the spirit of canon

(Anonymous) 2015-10-30 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
If Jared were to get a love interest on the show, how would that happen? What would they be like? (I know, we all want it to be Richard - but I don't think Mike Judge is going to make that happen :-/) Basically, invent a canon-plausible love interest for Jared. :-)

Jared, anything sad

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno you guys, what about some good old fashioned Jared angst?

Re: Jared, anything sad

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aw. Ask and ye shall receive.

Donald wakes alone in the hospital room.

Delirious, and a little frightened, he calls out for his mother.

It takes him a good ten minutes to shake away the haziness and realize he's about five years too late for that. He can't complain, though, when his social service caseworker Mrs. Molina comes by with balloons and donuts. He feels an embarrassing amount of fondness for her, from the softness of her wrinkled hands to the way she always smells like talcum powder and cinnamon. She drags a chair over to his bed and Donald struggles, slowly, to turn toward her. His left arm is in a sling, and his neck in an uncomfortable brace. She looks at him with professionally well-concealed pity, and a genuine warmth.

"Hello, darling," she says, patting his good arm. "It's nice to see you awake."

"How long have I been here?"

"About three days," she answers, voice quiet. She pulls her chair in closer to his bedside. "The doctors say you're going to be just fine. How do you feel?"

"How's Ricky?" Donald asks, struggling to sit up in bed, but easily flattened by the sharp pain that shoots, almost electric, down his spine. Mrs. Molina smiles a thin, patient smile.

"He's fine. Absolutely unharmed."

"Where is he?"

"He's going to be transferred to a new home. I don't want you to worry about it."

"When?"

"Tomorrow."

Donald reaches out his hand emphatically, tapping on the rails that encase his hospital bed. Mrs. Molina quickly takes his hand, peering down at him with her face pinched in worry.

"I gotta say goodbye to him," he insists, pulling her closer. "Okay?"

Mrs. Molina exhales, and Donald watches shoulders sag. He's smart enough to sense bad news by now, but he doesn't want to hear it.

"You can't leave, honey," she sighs. She looks saddened, and Donald really hates that, really wishes she didn't have to be so nice, which makes this all the more difficult to swallow. "A neck injury is serious, especially coupled with, um," she stumbles over her words a bit here, "head trauma."

"I feel okay," Donald says. "I'll come back here right away if they want me to. I just gotta say goodbye."

Mrs. Molina shakes her head.

"I'm sorry, Donald. I'll be sure to get you his address. You can send a letter, I'm sure Ricky would love that."

Donald feels his eyes well up with tears. He's so embarrassed. He can't even remember the last time he cried. Not when his uncle told him he wished Donald was dead so he wouldn't have to put up with him anymore. Not when he had to leave the Weitzman family, who were so kind to him. Not when he was so scared, and in so much pain --

"He's my best friend," he persists, his voice wavering. He blinks back his tears and looks away, but he feels Mrs. Molina's hand, gentle and grounding, on his shoulder.

"I know," she says. She squeezes again, lightly. "I'm sorry."

He decides he's allowed to cry. No one will see. Mrs. Molina will forgive him for being such a baby.

She does, of course. And hands him a donut wrapped thoughtfully in a napkin.

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Jared is overcome by an unfamiliar tingling sensation that makes his fingers feel numb.

"Ricky," he repeats aloud, the word feeling leaden on his tongue. "Do, um. Do people call you that?"

His tone is measured, professional. He can't look at Richard anymore, who casually goes back to typing away at his laptop after closing the front door behind Bighead.

"Oh. Nah," he says nonchalantly, biting at his bottom lip. "Dumb childhood nickname. Bighead's mom used to call me that all the time. I kinda hated it."

Richard keeps typing away, plays idly with the strings on his hoodie. He doesn't see Jared quietly excuse himself from the table.

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Any, bodyswap

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Two characters switch bodies. Or more than two! Everyone can switch bodies if you want!

Re: Any, bodyswap

(Anonymous) 2015-11-12 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This needs to exist. We are not a proper fandom otherwise.

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