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fugenshinjin ([personal profile] fugenshinjin) wrote in [community profile] siliconvalleykink2015-09-20 03:09 pm
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Re: Jared/Richard, trying to be very quiet

[personal profile] insanityrule 2015-09-24 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
He's still not sure how his parents managed to convince them to visit, but Richard has to admit being able to lie around all day on his parent's couch while Jared rubs his scalp is really nice. His anxiety is at an all time low, he hasn't thrown up in about two days (a personal best) and he even managed to eat a bit of cilantro. If they didn't have that stupid dog the trip would've been perfect.
And, you know, he and Jared have been getting really close to "real sex" and he's pretty certain it's going to happen this time, but trying to do it while his parents are in the next room is kind of horrible.
"Richard if you're uncomfortable we don't have to do anything."
"No, I had to walk my mom's stupid dog for an hour. We're having sex. Well, if you want to." Jared nods. "Good, right."
"If you're worried about them hearing I'm sure we can be discreet. You're usually rather quiet when-"
"Right! Yeah, sure." Richard shakes out his hands and slides off the bed. "Let me get the stuff."
"Certainly. I'm going to get a glass of water."
Richard nods. While Jared is gone puts his ear to the wall between his old bedroom and his parent's room and when he can't hear anything he's content that this is in fact an okay idea. Normally his dad snores pretty loudly, but he can't hear anything through the wall. Thank fuck.
If they're caught he's never visiting his parents again.
"Richard, I brought you some water. What are you doing?"
"Oh you know," he readjusts so he's leaning against the wall, "just relaxing."
"Alright," Jared grins. He's looking at Richard in a you're-so-silly-but-I-love-that-about-you way. He smiles and kneels on the floor next to their small suitcase.
"Okay so," Richard tries to quietly rummage through their bag to find their stash of condoms. "Shit, god damnit where are they?"
"Oh dear, Richard did we-?"
"Shh!" Richard tugs at the ends of his hair. "Fuck okay, gimme like, five minutes."
Of course they didn't remember to pack condoms. That would mean they were responsible or something. And now he gets to dig through the bathroom cabinets in the hopes that his parents are sexually active oh god this is terrible. If he finds condoms it means his parents no. No he's not going to think about that. He's just... at a friend's house. An older friend's house okay this isn't working he can't use his parent's condom stash for his first time.
"I uh," he returns to the bed and falls onto his face, "I can't use theirs. It's just," Richard grimaces. So much for no nausea this week. "I guess there's the convenience store."
Richard is enjoying a bowl of cereal while Jared showers when his mom walks into the kitchen. "Hey sweetheart, can't sleep?"
"Oh um, just hungry." He holds up his spoon before taking another bite. "Midnight snack sounded good."
"Well I bet the two of you worked up an appetite." She winks and Richard wants to die.
"Well, nice knowing you," he abandons his bowl of cereal and walks out the sliding door to the backyard. It takes Jared at least ten minutes to coax him back inside.
He's never coming to visit again.

Re: Jared/Richard, trying to be very quiet

(Anonymous) 2015-09-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Haha this is perfect!

Re: Jared/Richard, trying to be very quiet

(Anonymous) 2015-09-27 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA YES! Perfect! Of course their night would be full of silly mishaps. That's so them. And I just loved the bit at the end where Richard's mom winked at them. That was the cherry on top of a perfect little cupcake of a fic. X)