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fugenshinjin ([personal profile] fugenshinjin) wrote in [community profile] siliconvalleykink2015-09-20 03:09 pm
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Re: Peter Gregory/Russ

(Anonymous) 2015-09-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this isn't quite a fill for the original prompt - but it was inspired by it. I give you, Peter Gregory using Grindr:

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“If you’ll excuse me, Mr. Gregory, I know a bit about venture capital myself as the founder of Aviato.” he pronounced it with his usual flourish. “I also own a small percentage of Grindr."

Peter Gregory nodded. “Yes, that name sounds familiar. What does it do?"

Erlich beamed. “Aviato is a proprietary solution for…” Unfortunately, he was summarily cut off by Peter.

“No, not the one with the funny name, the other one."

Erlich’s expression immediately soured. “Grindr? It's a gay hookup app. Obviously it has it’s merits, or I wouldn’t have invested, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Aviato."

Richard, who had been watching this exchange silently from his chair, fidgeted nervously in his seat.

“Ah, yes. My assistant Evan mentioned Grindr the other day. It’s becoming very popular, is it not?"

Richard and Erlich looked at each other and shrugged, then watched as Peter pushed a button on his desk. Within seconds, Monica entered the room. "Huh, apparently Peter has a Monica button." Richard thought to himself, wondering idly if he could someday get or build something similar. He waved awkwardly at Monica.

“Monica. I need you to download Grindr on my phone and help me set up a profile."

Erlich and Richard looked at Peter like he had grown two heads. Monica seemed unfazed by the request.

Then Erlich looked miffed. “Hey, why her? I could have installed Grindr for you."

Peter looked at him like it was obvious. “While she may not be the target audience, I was hoping Monica could help me assess the userbase and provide some criteria for finding a suitable partner."

Erlich looked even more miffed. “Excuse me, but I happen to have excellent taste in men!"

Now Monica and Richard swung their heads around to stare at him. Erich was unfazed.

“Oh come on, guys. I mean from an aesthetic standpoint. I’m comfortable enough in my own masculinity to appreciate the male form.” And besides, Monica was really the last person Peter should be asking for help with something like this. Considering how soundly she had rejected Erlich’s advances, her taste in men was clearly shit.

Peter looked at Erlich appraisingly.

“Very well.” he said, nodding at Monica to hand the phone over to Erlich.

Richard chose this moment to gather the courage to finally speak. “Uh, uh… excuse me, Mr. Gregory. Are you asking Erlich to - to find you a date?"

Peter spoke to Richard as one might address a small, slow, child. Well, as one might if they were Peter Gregory.

“I’m asking him to help me assess the longterm market viability of a popular social networking application."

Huh. Well, that wasn’t a yes, but it wasn’t a no, either.

Re: Peter Gregory/Russ

(Anonymous) 2015-09-27 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Lmao. This is perfect, anon!

Re: Peter Gregory/Russ

(Anonymous) 2015-09-27 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this so much.

Re: Peter Gregory/Russ

(Anonymous) 2015-10-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*A Monica button.* Priceless. This whole thing was hilarious. Erlich, Peter Gregory, Richard being clueless. Thank you for the fill I never knew I wanted!