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NelsonBelson Morning routine

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
one of them is a morning person, the other hybernates

NelsonBelson - Nelson's (step)dad

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Gavin is not aware that Nelson's dad isn't his dad

Dinesh/Gilfoyle - Dinesh turned the code gay joke on Gilfoyle

(Anonymous) 2015-10-11 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
After Gilfoyle reveals that the code is his and tease Dinesh, Dinesh turns the joke on him by answering 'oh, you caught me red handed,' 'I'm so turned on by your code' 'Will you marry me' - things like that. For once, it shuts Gilfoyle up. But Dinesh keeps it up for days after that. What happens next?

Re: Dinesh/Gilfoyle - Dinesh turned the code gay joke on Gilfoyle

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Code Gay Chicken

"Drink up, it's not going to change who you are." Gilfoyle says, passing over his glass, and that's it. Dinesh has had it up to here with his shit.

He downs the glass in one and then looks Gilfoyle in the eye.

"You know what, fine? I admit it. I'm code gay. I'm gay for you and gay for your code. I want to have gay sex with your code. I want to have sex with you while watching you code. I want to code while having sex with you. Are you happy?"

The look on Gilfoyle's face is priceless. Dinesh honestly isn't sure where that outburst came from, or how half of the things he described would work, logistically. He must be drunk as fuck to have pulled off a lie like that so cleanly, because the look of pure shock on Gilfoyle's face right now? That's gold.

"Are you fucking with me right now?" Gilfoyle asks.

"Of course I'm fucking with you, dickwad. I'm going to go get ready for bed."

Dinesh pushes back from the table, leaving two empty glasses and a stunned Gilfoyle in his wake.


The next day, they win TechCrunch, so they're a bit preoccupied with that for a while. Gilfoyle has nearly forgotten about the whole "code gay" incident by the time things have settled down a week later, so he's completely caught off guard when he's running through a list of new hardware orders with Jared, and Dinesh, passing through the kitchen, says,

"Let me know when the stuff comes in. I would looove to play with your hardware." He says it like that, too, like it actually has three 'o's. And was that a fucking wink?

Jared turns to Gilfoyle, concerned. "Was that a case of workplace harassment? I have some paperwork that you can complete, anonymously, if there are any incidents you need to report."

Gilfoyle gives Jared a look. "How would it be anonymous if I wrote up the incident that you just saw happen and then turned the form in to you?"

Jared looks genuinely puzzled by this. He's clearly never worked for a small company before. He opens his mouth to answer, then closes it again, then reopens it. Gilfoyle leaves him alone at the table to stew on this for a while.


It goes on like this for the next few days. Dinesh peering over his shoulder or creeping up behind him at his workstation and saying things like,

"Whew, that is one sexy motherfunction."

Or, while Gilfoyle was looking up an answer on Stack Overflow,

"I'll make your stack overflow."

Half of his innuendos don't even make sense (the other half, Gilfoyle admits to himself, are actually rather clever). But either way, it's starting to get really fucking annoying. Gilfoyle is almost tempted to "anonymously" report Dinesh to Jared, just to see what he would do. But this isn't Jared's battle to fight. No, Gilfoyle started this by messing with Dinesh, and turnabout is fair play, but now, it's time to fight fire with fire.


"Gilfoyle, what the fuck is this?"

Dinesh looks down at his terminal. There's a small Python script on it that definitely wasn't there when he left, and it uses some colorful language, terminating in:


"At TechCrunch, I promised you a Python app that could make you suck my dick." Gilfoyle smirks.

Dinesh turns to him. "Okay, now that is just juvenile." Then he remembers that he's supposed to be pretending he's gay for Gilfoyle, and adds, "at least buy me dinner first."

"Fine, I will. I'll pick you up at 8."

Dinesh makes a face, "Gilfoyle, we live in the same house."

"Fine, we'll borrow Erlich's van at 8." There, that would show him. Gilfoyle would take Dinesh on the world's gayest date and freak him the fuck out - that would teach him to watch his innuendos.


Dinner feels more or less normal - they get burritos at a small Mexican place they've been to a million times before - with the glaring exception of the game of footsie Gilfoyle has initiated. Dinesh, undeterred, looks Gilfoyle right in the eye and footsies right back, all the while talking on as though nothing of note is going on underneath the table.

Dinesh has just started to creep his foot above Gilfoyle's ankle when Gilfoyle calls for the check.

"Dinesh, you're just going to love where we go next."

"We're going somewhere else?"

Gilfoyle grins, a little bit maniacally. "You'll see."


Where they go next turns out to be "Rainbow Nite" at the local ice rink.

"We're going ice skating?" Dinesh asks, surprised.

"Not just any ice skating. We're going gay ice skating." Gilfoyle laughs. "Unless you have a problem with that?" After Gilfoyle's searches for "gayest date ideas in Palo Alto" had proved fruitless (Google seemed to think that "gayest" was a synonym for "worst" - homophobic much, Google?), Gilfoyle had remembered passing the ice rink and seeing a sign for "Rainbow Nite" on his way home from grocery shopping last week. Certainly, there probably weren't many date ideas gayer than something called "Rainbow Nite."

"No problem," Dinesh tries to look unconcerned. Gilfoyle is still just fucking with him, right? Right? "I just didn't know that was a thing."

"Great, then let's go!" Gilfoyle puts out a hand. Dinesh, not to be bested, takes it.


Gay ice skating turns out to be just like normal ice skating, with two notable exceptions. One, the music tends to be a little heavy on the ABBA - Dinesh could swear this is the third time he's heard them play Dancing Queen, and two, there are almost no women here, though there are still plenty of couples skating around in pairs. One thing that isn't different, however, is that Dinesh sucks just as much at gay ice skating as he does at the regular kind.

After falling on his ass for the third time in that many minutes, Dinesh looks up angrily.

"Okay, this was great. I made an ass of myself, can we go now?"

Gilfoyle, suprisingly, genuinely looks contrite. "I didn't bring you here to humiliate you. Have you seriously never ice skated before?"

"It's not exactly the most popular sport in Pakistan." Dinesh grumbles.

"Here, let me help you." Gilfoyle extends a hand to help Dinesh off the ice, and then, to Dinesh's suprise, continues on to patiently teach him how to skate.


"How are you so good at that?" Dinesh asks. They're back in the van now, almost back to the house. Skating had turned out to be not so much of a disaster after all, once Gilfoyle had given him a few pointers. The gay couples and singles sharing the rink with them had quickly faded into the background, and all in all it had proved to be a nice evening out with his friend - it felt like a temporary truce in this battle that they had been waging against each other.

"I'm Canadian." Gilfoyle said, like that answered anything.

"And what? All Canadians are trained to ice skate at birth?"

Gilfoyle shrugged. "Pretty much. We wear little blades in the womb. Makes giving birth a bitch." And ugh, that was a mental image Dinesh did not need.

They're home now. Gilfoyle slowly brakes and pulls into the driveway.

"So uh, Gilfoyle, I had a really nice time." It's truce over now, time to sell this and call Gilfoyle's bluff once and for all, so they can end this weird game and go back to fucking with each other over other things.

Gilfoyle rises to the bait. "Yeah, man, so did I. We should do this again sometime." His face is getting a bit closer now - it's game on.

Dinesh lets his eyelids shut a bit, moves his face closer too. "Yeah, that would be nice." It actually would, he thinks, minus all of the gay weirdness.

And then he stops thinking, because holy shit Gilfoyle is actually kissing him, holy shit holy shit holy shit. He tells himself that it's just surprise that causes him to let the kiss linger for a few seconds before pulling back, and not any other reason.

Dinesh pulls back, with a horrified look on his face. "Wait, what the fuck? I thought we were playing some messed up game of gay chicken."

Gilfoyle looks just as stunned. "So did I."

Dinesh laughs, nervously. "Wait, so then, who won?"

Now Gilfoyle looks nervous, for once in his life. "I think we both did." He pauses a beat, then asks, "Rematch?"

"Fuck yes."


(Anonymous) 2015-10-11 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, it suddenly popped into my head and now I really want it. Maybe Erlich and Monica both trying to be the one in charge?

Jared and Erlich (ship or gen), Jared's sleep talking

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Erlich brings in his German grandmother to translate Jared's night-ranting.

Richard (Jarrich), masturbation

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
We've had it for Jared, I felt like the reverse was needed... Richard gets off thinking about Jared.

Re: Richard (Jarrich), masturbation

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone please do this!

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Jared/Richard, Jared's not a perfect cinnamon roll

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard meets someone who lost their company to Hooli, directly because of Jared.

Re: Jared/Richard, Jared's not a perfect cinnamon roll

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, I really like this one. Would he be righteously angry with Jared, or would he suddenly realize how conniving Jared can be and put him to good use for Pied Piper. Or both?

Jared/Erlich, grief hookup

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard's quit and abandoned them - or, if you're feeling really angsty, he's sick or dead. Grief brings these two together.

Re: FILL - Jared/Erlich, grief hookup

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Erlich pushes his hand up Jared's shirt and groans into the crook of his neck.

"No, wait," Jared nearly splutters, pulling back. Jared bites his bottom lip and looks away, flushed with arousal and embarrassment.

"Richard always let me undress him first," Jared says in a small, hurt voice. Erlich rolls his eyes and presses close again, nipping at the soft skin above his collarbone.

"Don't do that, Jared. Come on."

But Jared keens a high, frightened sound and writhes out of Erlich's arms.

"Please," Jared insists. Almost begs.

Erlich nods. Maybe someday they'll stop this; this vicious cycle of anger and grief and trying to find something irreplaceable in the other person that was never there to begin with. But for now Erlich concedes, lets Jared undress him with a sweet, gentle reverence, and enjoys how it feels to be worshipped and adored. Even if he's not the one the adoration is meant for.

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Jared/?, falling in love

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Zach Woods has said one of the things he thought about when fleshing out the character was "has Jared ever been in love". Well, has he?

Re: Jared/?, falling in love

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Donald is ten, and two weeks into his third foster home. His new foster mom is okay - she works night shifts at the ER and during the day she's too tired to spend much time with him, but she always makes sure he gets breakfast and dinner and there's always lunch money on the counter when he leaves for school.

Miss Berry, on the other hand, is magical. She comes into school every day with a smile on her face and an apple on her desk (it's plastic, so it doesn't go bad). The whole room seems to light up around her as she teaches fractions and reading, and she's even willing to stay inside at recess and help Donald catch up on the things he missed from the beginning of the school year. She reminds Donald of Miss Honey, the teacher from Matilda, which he's read three times.

So at recess one day, (he doesn’t spend all of them inside - Miss Berry insists he go out and play a few times a week, so he can make friends at his new school. He doesn’t tell her that he’s happy enough to have already made one friend, her, and he’s not greedy enough to want more.) when Donald comes upon a group of boys huddled under a wooden slide structure. He hangs back, unsure whether his presence is wanted, when one of them calls him over.

“Psst. Hey, Donny. C’mere,” a boy with dark curly hair whispers. Donald had introduced himself by his full name on the first day, but if his peers wanted to shorten it to Donny, he didn’t mind. It was better than being called nothing at all.

Donald quickly clambers over to the other boys, ducking his head so as to not hit it on the slide.

“We’re starting a secret club,” the boy (Deshawn, Donald remembers) announces. “But to join, you have to tell us who you like.”

Donald is thrilled. Nobody’s ever invited him to join a secret club before! He grins from ear to ear.

“Okay, well uhm, I like Miss Berry.” he offers shyly.

The boys all laugh.

“No silly,” says Deshawn. “Who do you like like? Like, who do you want to be your girlfriend?”

“Oh. I don’t know, then.” Donald looks down at the ground, and pretends he hadn’t known what they’d meant all along. He hopes they’ll still let him stay in their secret club.


I want to do more of these - a "5 Times Jared Fell In Love (And One Time Someone Loved Him Back)" kind of thing... I have at least one more in mind (and it's a good one! But I'm having a tough time actually writing it)

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Jared/Richard, bondage

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen the reverse. Now I would like to see Richard tying up Jared.

Re: Jared/Richard, bondage FILL

(Anonymous) 2015-11-11 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's my first time writing smut and I might be going to hell now. I hope you like it!

“Does that feel alright? Are you comfortable?” Richard nervously asked his boyfriend after attaching the final handcuff to their headboard.

Jared jiggled his arms around slightly. “It feels fine,” he replied with a sweet, trusting smile.

Richard took a deep breath and grabbed the blindfold on the bedside table. “I’m going to blindfold you now.” Jared nodded in response.

Richard’s shaking hands caused him to initially struggle to tie it around Jared’s head. When he thought it looked good enough, he checked in, “Is that good?”


“Great,” Richard gulped. They were actually doing this.

Two weeks ago, when Jared had shyly asked his boyfriend of over a year if he would tie him up during sex, Richard was initially gob smacked. After seeing his response, Jared was quick to explain that sometimes he liked to give up and let someone else take control, especially when he was stressed. And right now was a huge development time for Pied Piper, so he was more than a little stressed.

After multiple assurances that “No. Our love making right now isn’t bad. I want to do this with you because I trust you.”, “No, there doesn’t have to be any pain play.” , “We can stop at any time if you feel uncomfortable.”, “I promise that I will tell you when I’m uncomfortable, and “No, this won’t be a daily thing.”, Richard agreed. When not at work or any space where their friends might overhear, Richard and Jared talked about the specifics of what Jared wanted. They even made sure to buy the special equipment that they needed, which partially involved a fairly awkward conversation with a peppy Jared, a quiet Richard, and a strictly-business but very kind sex shop employee.

So here they were now: Jared tied up to the bed and blindfolded wearing nothing but his boxer-briefs. Richard gave him a brief kiss on the lips before hopping off the bed to remove his clothes.

While looking down at his boyfriend, Richard had to admit that seeing Jared like this did something to him. The deep violet blindfold and handcuffs creating a sharp contrast with Jared’s fair skin. His slim body with a light dusting of hairs that became darker and more concentrated the closer they got his now-hardening cock. His relaxed position despite being tied up.

“Fuck, you look… beautiful,” Richard accidentally said out loud. Jared just blushed.

Once Richard had stripped entirely, he crawled over to Jared and gave him a hesitant kiss that quickly turned passionate. After the broke for air, Richard began peppering kisses downward. First, he kissed Jared’s cheeks and around his face. At his neck, Richard gave a small love bite to that area around Jared’s collarbone that really turned him on. Jared gave a slight gasp in response. Encouraged by Jared’s responses, Richard was starting to enjoy this. After sprinkling Jared’s torso with random licks, kisses, and bites, Richard started to notice Jared was really starting to squirm.

When he removed Jared’s underwear, Richard decided to be bold and give his now hard penis a slow lick. “Richard!” Jared moaned while his pelvis tilted a few inches in the air. Richard gave a coy chuckle in response. He was kind of drunk on the power Jared was giving him. Honestly, the fact that Jared couldn’t see what he was doing next was making him much more bold than he would have been in their average lovemaking. He didn’t have to worry about criticisms or uncertainly; Jared just had to trust Richard knew what he was doing and Jared clearly did.

He parted Jared’s legs, grabbed the lube from the bedside, and slowly started to prepare him. Jared quickly turned into a thrashing mess of moans and begging. Richard enjoyed teasing him because rarely was Jared comfortable in letting his guard down. Watching Jared lose himself to Richard’s ministrations was making Richard feel downright sexy and powerful.

By the time Richard entered him, he knew that neither of them were going to last long. He definitely wasn’t wrong there. After a few thrusts, Jared shouted out in orgasm. Richard followed not long after that. Both spent, Richard touched his forehead to Jared’s and just let their breath mingle.

Richard sighed in contentment and sat up. He gave Jared a warning that he was about to remove his handcuffs and then did so. He helped Jared carefully lower them to the bed. Then, he slid the blindfold off Jared’s head. His eyes were closed. When he did open them, he looked a little dazed. Richard brushed back some the hair that had fallen in Jared’s eyes. “You okay?” he whispered. Jared nodded in response with a dreamy smile.

“I’m going to grab a few things. I’ll be back in a minute.” Richard scurried to their en suite bathroom. He grabbed a warm washcloth and a cup of water.

When he got back to their bedroom, Jared was sitting up a little against the pillows. He hummed when Richard handed him the glass to water and gulped it down while Richard gingerly wiped the semen off of both of them. In a rare instance of uncleanliness, Richard just dropped the washcloth off the side of the bed. He’ll put it in the hamper later. Instead, he pulled the bedspread over himself and Jared. Jared cuddled up to him.

“That was better than my wildest dreams,” he told Richard.

“Yeah? Do you feel better now?” Richard asked shyly.
“Much better.” He wrapped his arms around Richard’s torso and gave him a peck on the cheek.

“Great.” Richard twisted to turn off the lamp on the table then snuggled further under the covers with his boyfriend.

“I love you Jared,” he whispered, but Jared was already fast asleep.

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Jared/Richard Gay Bar

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Richard comes out as bisexual to Jared. Jared takes him to a gay bar to celebrate. Richard sees a side of Jared he's never seen before.


(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone gets him alone in the woods and takes his binoculars.

Re: Jared

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Eheheh. Ehhhheheheheheh.

I really want this. Smutty pls because I am trash.

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Medieval AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Richard invents something, I don't know what.

It almost gets him burned at the stake for witchcraft, but his friends argue to the liege lord that it could be valuable.

+1000 points for Jarrich

Re: Medieval AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that feeling of wanting this so badly, considering writing it, realizing you know absolutely nothing about medieval time OR basically any inventions, and resigning yourself to hoping someone else writes it. This idea is THE BEST.

Pirates AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know for this one, just pirates please! Maybe Richard is a gunpowder chemist who is taken prisoner?

Re: Pirates AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish this prompt could get the attention it so rightly deserves, but this is all I've got for you.

"Bastards!" Erlich bellows, kicking at the door that'd already been broken off his hinges. "What kind of cowardly assholes raid a ship in the middle of the goddamn night?"

"Smart ones," Gilfoyle drawls tonelessly, but the look on his face belies his apathy: an entire wall of his best weapons - personally handcrafted ones, too - gone.

"Belson is gonna pay for this," Erlich fumes, pacing around what remains of his already-meager crew. "And the fucker kidnapped our chemist."

"You mean the chemist we kidnapped first?"

"Besides the point, Dinesh!" Erlich bowls over him. "The point is, what are we going to do?"

"We're going to get him back," comes a small voice from the back of the room. All attention swings to Jared, standing there looking shell-shocked but full of barely repressed ire. Jared looks back at them with an uncharacteristic directness.

"Aren't we, Erlich?"

Erlich breaks into a face-splitting grin and claps the timid mapmaker so hard on the back, it almost knocks him off his feet.

"Damn right, we are."

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Game of Thrones AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Because apparently I'm full of AUs today.

REAL TALK guys, what houses would they all be in?

How's this for a prompt - Richard is a lowly maester who invents wildfire. He goes on a quest to deliver it to Peter Targaryen, but Gavin (a Lannister for sure) tries to kill him on the way.

Jared/Richard, fuck or die

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Because every fandom needs the pon farr fic. They're not together (yet) but one of them's going to die if they don't have sex.

Fill: Jarrich, pon farr

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"This is nuts - I'm not full Vulcan, I'm not even half, I'm like, an eighth Vulcan! This can't be happening!"

The holo-doc flickered as he adjusted his glasses (what a weird, old-timey affectation).

"Oh I'm afraid it's happening. Definitely Pon Farr."

Richard buried his head in his hands and tried to dredge up what little he knew about the condition. It was getting harder and harder to think through this haze of blinding lust.

"So you mean... I have to have sex or I'll die."

"Yes. I think. Or maybe - you have sex and then you die. Anyways, you've got about a day."

"Which is it?! Is there a way to not have sex *and* not die?"

The holo-doc blurred and sputtered for a few moments before finally cutting out. A message at Erlich's station pinged - the bill arriving.

This far out, in Erlich's ship with the goddamn warp drive busted, it would take at least a week to get to the nearest space station.

"So, um, Erlich?" It had been embarrassing as hell to have to describe his symptoms for the holo-doc right here in front of the guys, but they'd all been so concerned that it was contagious. "Could you like, send an emergency signal out?"

"Emergency Booty Call. Got it." Erlich chuckled, but he sent turned on the signal.

"So. Um. If nobody answers and... I might die if I don't have sex with somebody..."

"Not it," said Gilfoyle. He turned to go to the mess room.

"Sooo not it," said Dinesh as he fled right behind Gilfoyle.

Erlich clapped Richard on the shoulder, which made him nearly jump out of his skin.

"Sorry kohai. I think our friendship is worth more than this."

"More than my life?" Richard protested weakly, but by the time he lifted his head up Erlich was already gone.

That left...

Richard turned to see Jared standing behind him. He gave Richard a polite smile.

"So. Um..." Richard couldn't even say the words.

~I'll do it, if you want.~

Richard thought he heard Jared say in his mind - Jared hadn't even opened his mouth. It had been happening more and more lately. They'd been in such close quarters, out here in the middle of nowhere for so long.

Richard nodded. He was ready to tear off his own clothes. He was ready to tear off *Jared's* clothes.

"Do you want to... now, or should we wait awhile to see if there's a response to the emergency signal?"

"Now's good," Richard squeaked.

Jared made a little pleased sound.

"I guess we should go to your room," Jared suggested.


They didn't even make it halfway to the door.

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Hogwarts AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Or just Harry Potter AU. They don't have to be in school. If we are on the AU train today, why not this one? Maybe Jarrich Yule Ball?

Re: Hogwarts AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It will be interesting... I think young generation of wizards will be familiar with tech gadget... Richard designing magic app?

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Gavin/Richard prompts?

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen this on some other kink meme - I'm requesting prompts, not fill, about this pairing. I'll try to at least get a minific fill of it. Of course if anyone else wants to fill too please do, we need more gavrich fic.

Re: Gavin/Richard prompts?

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
High-five from another Gavrich-loving anon: I'll add them as new prompts.

Gavin/Richard - futurefic, rivalry

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
as Pied Piper gets more and more successful and the feud with Gavin just rolls on, Richard wonders to what extent he's a replacement for Peter Gregory.

Gavin/Richard, manipulation from Richard's side

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason, Richard decides that seducing Gavin's their best way out of the lawsuit. Except Gavin's cautious that he's being entrapped and that Richard's planning to claim he was sexually harassed at Hooli. So Richard has to convince him that he really, really wants this.

fill Gavin/Richard, manipulation from Richard's side

(Anonymous) 2015-10-16 11:37 am (UTC)(link)

Probably a bit different than what you're asking sorry. It's really difficult to write Richard as a manipulator.

Gavin/Richard, drunk sex

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
After the finale, both of them fired and miserable, Gavin and Richard get very, very drunk together.

Gavin/Richard, outed in the media

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Richard keeps telling himself nobody needs to know, until a sex tape hits the internet.

Gavin/Richard - Richard's first time giving head

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Richard's never given a blowjob before, but he needs to get good at it fast.

Jared/Richard with bonus Dinesh/Gilfoyle- Secret relationship

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared and Richard in a relationship but aren't ready to tell the group. Dinesh and Gilfoyle walk in on them making out (or further- your choice) but go unnoticed. Instead of walking away, the whisper commentary to each other. Your choice if they are already in a relationship or not.

mpreg any

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we have any mpreg fic yet? I think we should, don't you think? Any pairing is okay!

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